Thoughts of a Thief
      
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A page revealing the daily thoughts and wanderings of a thieves' mind.
(Well, a thief in 14th century Paris anyway)
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"I don't see why," He began,
"poets are not classed as Truands.
Aesop was a vagabond, Homer was a beggar,
Mercury was a thief..."
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--The Hunchback of Notre Dame
I am a thief who walks the shadows,
A lock pick with a bit of wire,
Hidden in darkness,
Silently treading,
The cobblestone alleys of Paris,
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Slipping by windows without notice,
A shadow without a name,
Night air to breathe,
Stars to lead,
A moon cursor in Paris.
Top Ten Ways you Know your a Thief
...You steal! Give away!
1) When you wake up in the morning you somehow have considerably
more money than you went to bed with...
2) You've tried to steal the nose off Frollo's face several
times and only failed because it was too big to carry home. *g*
3) Your favorite saying is "The best things in life are free."
and you take it literally...*g*
4) You'd rather use a window than a door even entering
your own home...
5) Your obsessed with dusting because of your
perpetual fear of fingerprints...
6)  You find yourself planning escape routes for fun...
7) You don't wear shoes 'cause they make too much noise...
8) You never bother with carrying keys, even for Your front door!
9) The CoM guards have never seen you even though
you pass through quite regularly.
10) Oh shoot! Run!!
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Lalalalalalalala (I'm a Smurf!)
A sparkle of gold or silver, a purse hanging precariously,
a turned away face, and a crowd.
How can I resist?
I can't!
Lay away plan!
  • Go read some Thieves' Cant
  • Leave to view the Thieves' Guild
    • Or try to find the Secret Entrance yourself
  • Perhaps try your hand at a Thieves' Word Search
  • And visit the Thieves' Corner and read a thief's fan-fic
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