Rayne's Lament/Take for instance... (sung to "I Can Go the Distance" in Hercules)

Disclaimer: Rayne had nothing to do with this song. She actually doesn't like it so don't blame her. And this is not a reflection on her character. It's just something I made up when I was REALLY bored because we had been driving for 15 or so hours. Thanx

Rayne: I have often dreamed

Of a far off place

Where there'd be no violence

Or knives for SB to throw

And the crowds would stay

When they saw her face

Instead of running

And we would have no foe

No new foe each day

Take for instance

Just yesterday

A man who was strong

Was chased half a mile

What a distance!

Longer than this song

Trust SB to laugh and goad

Fighting is her fate

Those she haunts may wonder

If she's really sane

And our thousand enemies (SB they really hate)

It's taken her a lifetime

But somehow I'll see it through

I'll watch her back

Take for instance

In that little shack

When SB tripped

Over my feet I helped her grope

But I didn't lose hope

Take for instance

When we needed stuff to eat

And I didn't want to see anything gory

But still I did my part

For SB's true strength is

Applified by my heart

I'm really the star (Ranting now)

Take for instance

When I saved SB

From Frollo's harms

I'm truly the star

Take for instance

When she was trapped

But I went in to save her from certain death

All over the world

I really face the battles

But SB plays the hero

And gets the welcome

But I have the Charm!