Savages (Sung to the tune of “Savages”
from Disney’s Pocahontos.) Frollo sings about gypsies while Clopin sings
about Frollo
Frollo: How can they exist?
While I hunt them night and day?
My whole life’s quest is to wipe
them from the earth,
Their skins a hellish brown,
Their leader is a clown!
They’d steal you blind,
so unkind,
And worse!
They’re savages,
savages,
Clopin is the worst!
Savages,
savages,
They cannot hide from me!
I’ll find their hiding place,
Called the Court of Miracles,
Don’t you take them seriously,
you see,
They’re savages,
savages
Especially the puppet,
Now, where could they be?
Clopin: Who does he think he is?
Insulting my puppet!
Clopin’s Puppet: I object, I object,-Dang!
Clopin: Beneath that bumpy nose,
Gypsies: Frollo’s hatred grows,
Clopin: Hasn’t he ever heard of
plastic surgery?
They’re savages!
savages,
Frollo is the worst,
Savages, savages,
Gypsies: How can we save ourselves?
He will not rest until,
Every last one of us is dead!
Clopin: Which means we’ll have
to get him first!
Gypsies: They’re savages! savages,
Clopin’s Puppet: How, what, who?
Clopin: Frollo, Soldiers
Gypsies: All of the above!
Frollo: savages, savages, Get the
pink masked man, men!
Clopin: Savages, savages, Get the
big nosed man, men!
All: Savages, savages,
Unkind dirty savages,
How can we share Paris with them?!